Congratulations to all Colorado Mudders who earned their orange Tough Mudder headbands this weekend at Beaver Creek. As many of you know, today is “Wear Your Headband to Work Monday.” Now instead of asking, “How was your weekend?” your co-workers will say, “Why are you wearing that orange headband?” This will give you a good chance to say nonchalantly, “Oh, because I went just went through a 9 mile military- style obstacle course, crawled under barbed wire, was shocked by 10,000 volts of electricity…you know.” You could also just say, “I’m a bad ass.” Or maybe stick with: “You don’t want to know. How was Bed Bath & Beyond?”

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How could you not trust this company. Even if you have no idea what they even do, the number of orange headbands cannot be ignored.

Mud Scientist (Yeah, we made that joke):