Here and now, we’re going to determine the verdict on these Mudders. Is it a thrive or survive outcome?
Are we being harsh? Maybe. Are we sorry? No.
Look At That Form
This Mudder is smashing through Funky Money and throwing all kinds of shapes. In this photo it’s almost a perfect L. Impressive.
Crying Or Laughing? We’re Not Too Sure
Getting dragged up Pyramid Scheme with both arms, it’s the look of ‘I’ve got nothing left in the tank’. We’re not giving this Mudder the benefit of the doubt this time, because we doubt they’re thriving.
This Mudder is showing clear signs of a survivor. A pain grin trawling through the water. It’s usually seen after your boss asks if you’ve got 5 mins to chat…
Will You Thrive or Survive in 2024?
Our 2023 season is over but that just means your 2024 can begin. Cut the bullsh*t and book your ticket now.
There’s only one way to find out if you’ll thrive or survive.
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